The Crazy Cucumber 352 Eatery and Bar

bud light | coors light | yuengling drafts

michelob ultra draft

copper ridge house wines

single well

single well liquor pour

speciality drinks

"the pain killer" (not included)

14 hands cabernet

14 hands merlot

bv coastal pinot noir

dona paula malbec

josh cellars cabernet

le crema pinot noir

menage a trois blend

sterling vinters merlot

don't be salty bitch!

when you are feeling salty & need to sweeten your attitude this drink will do the trick. a mix of gin, strawberry puree, passion fruit, agave, lime juice and club soda. there is nothing salty about this!

the spicy jackass

our spicy twist on a classic mule. cucumber vodka, our signature pickled jalapenos & ginger beer. don't worry we promise no asses were harmed in the making of this drink!

i know the owner

ok! that's cool we do too! now relax & sip on this rum, pineapple and pickled jalapeno concoction. the simple syrup and soda water takes the edge off the jalapeno kick and the slow service!

cheaper than therapy

who needs therapy when you can binge drink! a blend of ginger beer, strawberry puree & lots of whiskey...this cocktail will sneak up on you since you can't even taste the liquor.

cucumber lime mojito

a boring name but you get what it is...flor de cana, simple syrup, muddled cucumber, mint and fresh lime. topped with club soda.

the side piece

introducing our new line of tequila, cantera negra. cantera silver tequila, cantera, cafe liquor, chocolate liquor & ice cream mix. this drink is a perfect dessert in a glass w/the rich chocolate & a hint of cafe' flavor...yum!

the bitch slap

rumhaven, bacardi limon, peach schnapps, pineapple, orange juice and grenadine, with a myers rum floater.

the pain killer

we know what your thinking... why is this island drink listed? well, it's simply because the owner said so! this delicious mix of pusser's rum, cream of coconut, orange and pineapple juice, then sprinkled w/fresh nutmeg.

lavender haze

float into tranquility with this cocktail that features royal lavender gin, lime juice, simple syrup, champagne and a shimmery lust dust.

naughty nectar

tito's handmade vodka, orange bitters, muddled jalapeños, agave and mango puree.

picante margarita

milagro gold, triple sec, homemade sour mix, pineapple puree, jalapeños and club soda.

irish goodbye

jameson irish whiskey, muddled lemons with mint, honey, and ginger ale.

the crazy bitch

hpnotiq, raspberry vodka, house made sour mix.

mrs. beanie

our version of a key lime martini: vanilla vodka, key lime juice, triple sec, cream of coconut and simple syrup. a tart dessert in a glass!

cucumber lime mojito

flor de cana rum, simple syrup, muddled cucumber, mint and a fresh lime. topped with club soda.

the bitch slap

rum haven, bacardi limon rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, orange juice, and grenadine with a myers rum floater.

the pain killer

this delicious mix of pussers british navy rum, cream of coconut, orange and pineapple juice, with fresh nutmeg on top.

dont be a salty bitch!

a mix of gin, strawberry puree, passion fruit, agave, limejuice, and club soda.

don't be salty bitch!

when you are feeling salty & need to sweeten your attitude, this drink will do the trick. a mix of gin, strawberry puree, passion fruit, agave, lime juice and club soda. there is nothing salty about this!

the spicy jackass

our spicy twist on a classic mule. cucumber vodka, our signature pickled jalapeños & ginger beer. don't worry we promise no asses were harmed in the making of this drink!

see you next tuesday

rum, crème de cacao, strawberry puree, cranberry & sprite. don't forget every tuesday is trivia from 7 pm-9 pm.

one night stand

let's face it, it's easier to drink than to think about the past. give yourself a pick me up with tequila, blue curacao, razzmatazz and sour mix making it a purple margarita.

cheaper than therapy

who needs therapy when you can binge drink? agave nectar, a blend of ginger beer, strawberry puree & lots of whiskey...this cocktail will sneak up on you since you can't even taste the liquor.

cucumber lime mojito

a boring name but you get what it is... flor de caña, simple syrup, muddled cucumber, mint and fresh lime. topped with club soda.

the bitch slap

rumhaven, bacardi limon, peach schnapps, pineapple, orange juice and grenadine, with a myers rum floater.

the pain killer

we know what your thinking...why is this island drink ? well, it's simply because the owner said so! this delicious of coconut, orange and pineapple

salty bitch!

a mix of gin, strawberry puree, passion fruit, lime and club soda.

jackass

a classic mule. cucumber vodka, our signature twist on a classic mule. jalapeños & ginger beer.

e owner

rum, pineapple, pickled jalapeño concoction. the simple syrup and soda takes the edge off the jalapeño kick and the slow release of the jalapeño.

than therapy

agave nectar, strawberry puree & lots of whiskey.

aber lime mojito

simple syrup, muddled cucumber, mint and fresh lime. topped with club soda.

he side piece

new line of tequila cantera negra. cantera silver tequila, cantera cafe liquor & ice cream mix. pineapple, orange.

the bitch slap

rumhaven, bacardi limon, peach schnapps, pineapple, orange juice and grenadine, with a myers rum floater.

the pain killer

pusser's rum, cream of coconut, orange and pineapple juice, then sprinkled w/fresh nutmeg.

chardonnay

white zinfandel

pinot grigio

merlot

cabernet sauvignon

barefoot moscato

angry orhard cider

truly lemonade

white claw

aye chihuahua!!

only thing to make me happier is tequila! frozen island oasis margarita mix, tequila and triple sec.

we run this beach

traditional piña colada made with island oasis colada mix, rum and pineapple juice.

brain freeze

rum and island oasis strawberry mix. basically a strawberry daiquiri.

beringer white zinfandel

chateau st. mich reisling

corvo mascato

estancia chardonnay

kendall jackson chardonnay

sterling savion blanc

cavalier pinot grigio

the bitch slap

rumhaven, bacardi limon, peach schnapps, pineapple, orange juice and grenadine, with a myers rum floater

crazy bitch

360 red raspberry vodka, hypnotic and house-made sour mix. served with a raspberry

cucumber lime mojito

flor de cana, simple syrup, muddled cucumber, mint and fresh lime. topped with club soda

milagro margarita

milagro tequila, triple sec and our house-made sour mix in a salt rimmed glass, with a lime wedge

the pain killer

pusser's rum, cream of coconut, orange and pineapple juice. fresh ground nutmeg and pineapple

aye chihuahua!!

only thing to make me happier is tequila! frozen island casis margarita mix, tequila and triple sec.

we run this beach

traditional piña colada made with island oasis piña colada rum and pineapple juice.

brain freeze

rum and island oasis strawberry mix. basically a strawberry daiquiri.

kendall jackson chardonnay

castello poggio mascoto

14 hands merlot

bv coastal pinot noir

josh cellars cabernet

budweiser | coors light | bud light | michelob | ultra | miller lite

corona

corona light

corona premier

modelo

heineken

stella artois

stella artois | heineken | corona | corona light

bud light

coors light

yuengling

michelob ultra

big nose ipa

blue moon

first magnitude brew | rotating tap

bud light | coors light | yuengling | michelob | ultra | big nose ipa | blue moon | southern grit | first magnitude brew

wild rice

seasoned green beans

cole slaw

fresh fruit

seasoned fries

tator tots

homemade mashed potatoes

steamed broccoli

shrimp tacos

fried shrimp tacos (3) with lettuce, pico de gallo, fresh avocado, chipotle aioli, cilantro on flour tortillas. served w/corn tortillas and salsa

black bean burger

grilled chipotle and black bean patty topped w/fresh avocado slices, pico de gallo on a brioche w/leaf lettuce and tomatoes

the sweet jalapeño

pickled jalapeños, pickled cucumbers, cheddar cheese, leaf lettuce, tomatoes, onions, chipotle aioli, served on a brioche bun

the spicy swiss

sautéed baby bella mushrooms and jalapeños, topped with swiss cheese, leaf lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickled cucumbers, w/garlic aioli, served on a brioche bun

the mozzarella burger

burger topped with fried mozzarella patty, arugula, basil & tomatoes w/garlic aloli served on a brioche bun

el americano

american cheese, smoked bacon, leaf lettuce, tomato, onions, pickled cucumbers, w/garlic aioli served on a pretzel bun

just a steak burger

leaf lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickled cucumbers w/garlic aioli served on a brioche bun

chicken sandwich

grilled chicken, smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, leaf lettuce, tomatoes, onions and pickled cucumbers w/garlic aioli served on a brioche bun

mahi mahi tacos

blackened mahi-mahi tacos (3) w/pico de gallo, chipotle, lettuce, cheese and cilantro on flour tortillas. served w/corn tortilla chips and salsa

roasted pork tacos

slow roasted pork tacos (3) lettuce, tomatoes, black bean and corn mix, cilantro, chipotle aioli on flour tortillas. served w/corn tortilla chips and salsa

old fashion apple pie

just a classic! (add ice cream $1.00)

bananas foster pudding

homemade traditional bread pudding baked w/bananas, topped with a dark rum, banana liqueur caramel sauce, and ice cream

keylime pie

the florida tradition-made from scratch with the perfect balance of tartness and made with authentic florida keylime juice

fried oreos

dipped and battered- oreos lightly dusted with powdered sugar and served with vanilla ice cream, topped w/whipped cream and chocolate sauce

french onion soup

homemade onion soup baked with seasoned croutons, swiss and parmesan cheese

seared salmon salad

lightly seared salmon over mixed leafy greens and romaine lettuce, topped w/walnuts, dried cranberries, grape tomatoes cucumbers, goat cheese and apple cider vinaigrette

eatcobb salad

egg, avocado, tomatoes, chicken, red onion, bacon and blue cheese crumbles, over a bed of mixed greens w/our signature cucumber ranch

crazy house salad

mixed leafy greens topped w/cucumbers, sweet grape tomatoes, red onions, homemade croutons, cheddar and jack cheese

spinach salad

baby spinach, bacon, green onions, baby bella mushrooms, toasted almonds, shaved parmesan cheese w/poppy seed dressing

chicken valentina

pan seared chicken breast with bacon and spinach cream sauce and goat cheese. served w/ homemade mashed potatoes

bourbon glazed pork tenderloin

roasted pork tenderloin medallions topped with a sweet bourbon glaze. served w/ homemade mashed potatoes and seasoned green beans

spicy tuna poke bowl

raw ponzu marinated sashimi grade tuna, seaweed salad, cucumbers, shredded carrots, red onions, fresh avocados, pickled jalapeños, sesame seeds and lit sauce over wild rice

new york strip

hand cut and grilled. served w/homemade mashed potatoes and seasoned green beans

blackened chicken pasta | shrimp

served over mini penne rigate pasta in a creamy baby bella mushroom cajun sauce and topped w/fresh diced tomatoes and green onions

shepherds pie

a hearty mixture of prime rib, ground beef and mixed vegetables, w/gravy. layered with homemade mashed potatoes and mixed cheeses

rosemary garlic salmon

rosemary and garlic seared pacific salmon served over a bed of wild rice, arugula and seasoned green beans

chicken poppers platter

crispy and tender breast meat tossed in your favorite sauce. served w/seasoned fries, cole slaw and blue cheese or cucumber ranch

chicken & shrimp platter

our chicken poppers and fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce. served with seasoned fries, cole slaw and blue cheese or cucumber ranch

fried shrimp platter

lightly breaded in a southern cornmeal batter and fried. served with fries, coleslaw and cocktail sauce

fish & chips

filet of basa, lightly breaded and fried to a crisp. served w/seasoned fries, cole slaw, and tarter sauce

budweiser

coors light

bud light

michelob ultra

miller lite

caprese flatbread

arugula pesto, grape tomatoes, garlic mozzarella cheese, drizzled w/a balsamic reduction

portabella chicken flatbread

grilled chicken, baby bella mushrooms, pomodoro sauce, mozzarella cheese and arugula pesto

crazy lit shrimp

crispy fried shrimp tossed in our sweet and spicy sriracha soy sauce

seared ahi tuna

sashimi grade tuna marinated in soy, honey and spices. lightly seared, sliced and served over sriracha and soy sauce w/a seaweed salad

guacamole

freshly crafted in a traditional granite "molcajete" served w/corn tortilla chips

nachos

choice of chicken or slow roasted pork. corn tortilla chips topped w/queso, lettuce, cilantro, house cured jalapeños, sour cream, black beans and corn blend. served w/our signature crafted salsa.

wings

grilled or fried then tossed in your favorite sauce and served w/cucumber ranch and celery.

loaded tator tots

fried to a crisp then loaded w/ queso, bacon, green onions and drizzled w/chipotle ranch

mahi-mahi bites

breaded in a southern cornmeal, then fried to perfection. served w/tarter sauce